Saturday, October 5, 2013

Civilization

Number of bites : Number of napkins = approximately 1 : 1
This whole process of civilizing children can be endlessly exasperating and amusing.  You teach them to wash their hands, and they spend 8 minutes at the sink playing in bubbles every time.  You tell them to use a napkin to wipe their mouths after eating, and they take that to mean one napkin per bite.  "No, I didn't mean--!"  Sigh.  :)

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