Global warming continued to wreak havoc on our planet as Dallas was crushed by sudden drop in temperatures and waves of ice descending on the metroplex. (Just like
The Day After Tomorrow, except without wolves!) The trouble began Sunday night when the temperature dropped 35 degrees in the span of a few hours. The cold front started bringing up moisture from the Gulf of Mexico yesterday afternoon, and has continued throughout this morning.
I avoided all major highways during my commute home last night, but still saw plenty of accidents. This sign finally made sense:

Luckily, we are not in deep freeze conditions, like Chicago, and the weather will be back in the 70s by the weekend.
Many of you will hate us now.